14 Inspirational Tea Bag Messages For Cranky Morning Curmudgeons
14 Inspirational Tea Bag Messages For People Who Hate Inspirational Tea Bag Messages
Don’t tell me to love myself, ya stupid tea bag.
I’m a cranky jerk in the morning, and for most of the day, to be honest. But nothing ruffles my curmudgeon-y feathers more than a peppy inspirational quote dangling at the end of my tea bag. I just need something warm with a little bit of caffeine, so please, don’t tell me that “love is a river filled with trust” or “this day is a gift, waiting to be unwrapped.” Barf. Tell me something real.
Welp, here’s a little something to wake you up.