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Costco just made it really, really ridiculously easy to win the heart of your beloved this Valentine’s Day.

Now through Feb. 10, you can preorder 50 roses for just $50—and you don’t even need to be a Costco member to take advantage of the deal.

“C’mon,” you might protest, “They’re still $50. That’s not actually cheap.”

Oh ho, my friend, how wrong you are. Do you know how high bouquet prices soar around Valentine’s Day? 1-800-Flowers is currently selling just EIGHTEEN roses for $54.99. On FTD’s site, a bouquet of 24 roses is currently “on sale” for $49.99. That means you’d have to spend over $100 to get what Costco’s offering for half that price.

Did I mention that you can choose between two bouquet styles — one featuring all red roses and one with a combination of red and white? And that shipping and handling is FREE?

Lest you think this is all too good to be true, consider the details: These blooms are hand-picked from South American farms. They have 19-inch stems and arrive at your honey’s doorstep wrapped for protection in two bunches. And they’re Rainforest Alliance certified.

When you order, you’ll need to choose from three delivery dates: Feb. 9, 13, or 14. Costco adds a 5% surcharge for non-members.

Just remember: These blooms are only available till Feb. 10 or until supplies last. Order here.

I just earned you 1,000 points with bae this Valentine’s Day. You’re welcome.

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All photos via Costco.com