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One thing he can’t take from women is our right to do it.

Hillary Clinton spent her entire career crushing double standards and dismantling the status quo. This week, she’d want you to relax?—?in bed. Strike these boss-lady poses inspired by our favorite Secretary of State-turned-Senator to prove pleasure is power. And remember: There’s no “clit” without “Cli(n)ton.”

The Pantsuit

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After months of tireless negotiation, close a major deal that will increase your company’s profits threefold. Over your lunch break, text your partner and say, “This polyester pantsuit is so…hot. Could you help me take it off?” When your partner arrives, usher him into your office and dramatically sweep everything off the surface of your desk. (Except your Hillary bobblehead doll, of course, which you place carefully on the windowsill.) Hop onto the desk and let your partner go down on you.

State Of The Fucking Union

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Meet all your work deadlines, cook a pumpkin squash casserole and watch your toddler daughter take her first steps?—?all in the same day. After your little one’s gone to bed, salute your heroic ability to get shit done. While you’re saluting, have your partner get down on her knees and go down on you.

The Bill of Rights

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Sit at a mahogany desk and have your partner crouch down between your legs, which you’ve aptly named “the Senate” and “the House of Representatives.” Lean back and live out your Tenth Amendment rights (power to the people!) while your partner goes down on you.

The Camp David

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Spice things up with a little role-playing! Pretend the White House is under siege and you and your partner must make a break for Camp David. Once you’ve made it to “the bunker” (aka the bed!!!), imagine the electricity is out and you must huddle together for warmth. In a full-throated whisper, tell your partner, “I feel so cold…down there.” Keep up the act until he goes down on you.

The Suffragette

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There’s nothing as fun as costumes in the bedroom! For this one, wear a flouncy petticoat, voluminous skirt and demure bonnet. When your partner comes home, gently cup his balls and whisper, “Voting makes me sooo horny.” Then lift your skirts and petticoat to reveal that you’re not wearing any underwear! Recite Susan B. Anthony’s most famous speech (“Women’s Rights to the Suffrage,” 1873) until he goes down on you.

Fuck The Patriarchy

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Don a strap-on and use it to literally fuck the patriarchy.