24 Nativity Scenes That Are Going To Guarantee Someone A Front Seat In Hell
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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These are not your grandmother's nativity scenes.
They're SO MUCH BETTER.
1. This pretty clearly shows who this family holds the nearest to their hearts.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/77351d3718db3045ec84f708723ffb08.jpeg)
2. I mean, he IS a donkey...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/8273f6bd92c70a8024dc6121a8b71509.jpeg)
at least there were no ogres in this nativity scene.
3. BOO!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c9ec5f647121e11d9a4d5ee4113b989f.jpeg)
4. When there's no room in the inn, you make do with what's available.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3734fb09ed5e2cbbaea8a4a1c5f1f68a.jpeg)
5. I mean...I guess this counts...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/96c65dd538bf0071997d6827346c8306.jpeg)
6. The raptors always get left out of the new testament which is kind of unfair.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/253f78e0488899e2bc1e4aa71b3366b1.jpeg)
7. I'm-a-Jesus...I'm-a-gonna-win!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e4a42ffb2443e2e598b452e5a179a541.jpeg)
8. Khaleesus.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/47f3c2473046981ab563cbf31d8d8a14.jpeg)
9. It's resourceful as well as showing a different cultural perspective on the holiday!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/0fa0b439b381caf5fd955f80f11c2936.jpeg)
10. This nativity scene has a little something for everyone.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/291cc696382d0291bee387f7deaf4654.jpeg)
11. His superpowers include walking on water and turning water into way more fun drinks.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/1511bd6b98b709aaeeeadeaaf935c52a.jpeg)
12. New rule: If you only have terrifying figurines, just leave them out! There's not a guest minimum for the nativity scene...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/7df733200fde02ce36d99faf49c3b005.jpeg)
13. Beam me up, Jesus.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ca02ef854239d316f14068fe7b9e2e49.jpeg)
14. I can't put my finger on it but there's just something a little evil about this nativity scene...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/570311caea429a68eadb725af2076535.jpeg)
Look closely.
15. They were out of swaddling clothing.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/7234bf16ebc71f092b796a0039b8c4b2.jpeg)
16. This is not the nativity scene you're looking for...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/b711f98336b792a34fa00edcd9a805f3.jpeg)
17. A lot of things must have happened behind the scenes in Toy Story.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c624515492147ffaf73b202051dd5b23.jpeg)
18. The son of god was born...and he was a GIANT...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/93b476e7fff82037e0844dfcb5d749a6.jpeg)
19. Not a lot of people know that Donnie Dark drew a lot of inspiration from the nativity scene.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a22ca757584abf9b300618d795a54b47.jpeg)
20. The lord and master.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/066a9b660c64d6a43c109c76b3bfa098.jpeg)
21. And unto them, a minion was born.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/404cbd3646374109b0abc7ee470bd079.jpeg)
22. Don't even bother next year.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3b5786ed2743c547b7506169eef72798.jpeg)
23. Certainly the most delicious looking nativity scene of the group.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/615e06f56b781d8b5599492c4e8025b3.jpeg)
24. Jesus is born...come on, grab your friends!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/0124c79114c70a65ce6598a3545e8f35.jpeg)
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Do not show me this again