The Exact Feelings You Encounter When Getting Your Nails Done
by N/A, 9 years ago |
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It's like a Greek tragedy. It really is.
First, you walk in there lookin', smellin', feelin' like a million bucks.
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Only thing not on point is your mani/pedi, and that's about to change.
If you're with your mother, we can 100% guarantee they will make a joke about how the two of you must be sisters.
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Hilarious as always and not at ALL played out!
The moment they start painting your nails, it becomes clear that the color is NOT how it appeared in the bottle.
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"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
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"Why do your cuticles look like literal shit?"
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Why don't you just file my damn nails and leave my dating life and shitty cuticles out of this!
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"Do you want an eyebrow wax too?" What does that mean...?
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The moment where you realize restaurant tipping rules probably don't apply here, and you need to do some quick decision-making.
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You show them a photo that you think will perfectly exhibit the simple nail job you would like done for today!
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They do not follow the photo.
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You almost bump your hand while you're standing up from the chair but make a last minute save.
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You try to keep turning your shoulders and avoiding eye contact so they DON'T subject you to a complimentary massage...
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That awkward moment where it seems like everyone has left the salon but you still have to wait for your nails to dry.
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Bringing your car keys, purse and sweater out to your car without anything touching your new nails.
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Realizing suddenly that you have an intramural softball game the next day and will have to wear a glove.
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Saying goodbye to the people working at the salon, and noticing they all start talking in a different language and laughing at you.
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And then of course, the moment you get home and realize your nail is already chipped.
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Do not show me this again