Disney Princesses Have Unrealistically Perfect Hair In Their Movies. Well...Not Anymore
by N/A, 9 years ago |
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A more realistic depiction of what Disney princesses' hair should've looked like in their movies, had they taken real-life factors into account. Lots less glamorous, lots more hilarious.
As one who literally lives underwater, how is Ariel's hair somehow never wet?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3cbe619842214f02cbd17bece3524f8e.jpeg)
Ahh yes, that's better
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3eb6b6068e105e1417dbd12c1cb8889e.jpeg)
Despite blustering winds, Belle's hair always remains pristine
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/2cdaf5fbef1b4050c82bb79672bc5669.jpeg)
Until she joins reality
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/72ba24efd3ea782009447544a453ca21.jpeg)
Mulan's hair is so shapely it's practically a helmet
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a9f7ed49fe33ae34b8563f906e46b6cf.jpeg)
But static changes things quite a bit
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/93691d6028ed7381b754e6c55a7354e6.jpeg)
Pocahontas looks majestic in the wind
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/dfac1c457d7d42ad77a80c33e6683b7f.jpeg)
Unless of course, the wind actually does what it's supposed to do
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c19afa976df20aa1e44cb72582e41a59.jpeg)
Elsa, what a bombshell...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ca26f9084e6e0233c9521af9aeb0a023.jpeg)
A bombshell with roots that need some serious touching up
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/7afad66e90867c4bd91b50d154e660d9.jpeg)
Jasmine with her unattainably full-bodied hair
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c3651b4af1ad5d4b4fa8e65186b39a3c.jpeg)
Jasmine with volume that's actually possible for a woman to acheive
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/315c474f80605137fb3618e708556bbb.jpeg)
Snow White having another perfect hair day
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/651dbed4a479bcc87513222e3e16b2ad.jpeg)
Snow White experiencing the effects of humidity
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/316841075a17e61e88b90a2662e64e2a.jpeg)
Cinderella waking up with perfect hair yet again. Where's the bed head??
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a6f4f7882e0de7862a28dc60d12c56b2.jpeg)
There it is!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e36e2c929568ffa88e46c8c74d672579.jpeg)
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Do not show me this again