24 Old-School Valentine's Day Cards That You'd Never Want To Recieve
by N/A, 9 years ago |
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Valentine's Day can be a hit-or-miss holiday for some people. Whether you're a lonely cynic or love the celebration of love, you'll probably be glad that these old-school Valentine's Day cards no longer exist.
1. Whhatt?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/80bf86c8fd5b00da305b1c2e95b1c1e5.jpeg)
2. How sweet.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/22b67099951bc19f49ab4269fc7f4af5.jpeg)
3. Listen here, Bam Bam...not this year and not ever.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/df6632c1a1d46a90a8f0a22fccb27c58.jpeg)
4. Here are some sexist kittens.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/49836181182e8511eeb80bb4fc7079aa.jpeg)
5. Even The Flintstones were more romantic than that.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/90873d484bd1d36639ae8a12566f878c.jpeg)
6. Because smoking is attractive..
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f0c27b563091473755d671da2bf080ef.jpeg)
7. Ok. Just put the guns down slowly..
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/6e8bab596afd9b51130aaaf767e82b33.jpeg)
8. No. You're a wolf.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/00a33b438db434b1d2206781f1d81e23.jpeg)
9. You don't look anywhere near old enough to own a gun.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/5f76586ffafd44c6bebc11504761e5bf.jpeg)
10. Well...now she's dead so...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/7b56ee94ee362d33d0225d866f75d4ea.jpeg)
11. You can run but you can't hide.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e260f7f9cff5ea05990c7662837fa650.jpeg)
12. Doesn't sound like there's much of a choice.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/442dc0999967eea4005cf35f32ea7504.jpeg)
13. That's not right.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/6c62cd3177fe194e7c9f0d248cc8d5f1.jpeg)
14. Poor puppy.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/0ec98b7630863cd6c5a6f1c53761a321.jpeg)
15. Those eyes.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/7794a34f9705f2fae330ea1291de2c54.jpeg)
16. Um, maybe don't point a gun at your valentine?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/48415d071d131509a87ce5a46f871f54.jpeg)
17. Violence is never the answer.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/d3ea1bcde991ecca7f4eeb110e5009f2.jpeg)
18. Love at first robbery.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/6060483e5b50b2eeeb2fccb3d4b5b08e.jpeg)
19. No means no!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a255070d372382ea53ba2db833490580.jpeg)
20. Stealing is never okay.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/34e4b6eee6f6c3e85a3bfe378497928b.jpeg)
21. This is horrifying.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/d5a481ea679e02a44c17c77417b99b67.jpeg)
22. It's good to keep your options open.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/48aea52e26b10915fd8f333b23d5b4ad.jpeg)
23. That better be a water gun.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/4054d0f6dbf57b7cb5981fa87e4b7cca.jpeg)
24. Boxing gloves don't exactly say "romance."
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9409d87c021b3fb616dee2e9a2779ccb.jpeg)
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Do not show me this again