20 Cakes Made for Baby Showers That Are So Disturbing You'll Never Want to Procreate
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
Please, just get a normal sheet cake that says "Congratulations."
These are disturbing, you have been warned.
1. Please don't cut into mom
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/355663e107a41920e47247fc6acc84a8.jpeg)
2. Ah, the cake that tells the future
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/b494f5f961a08b105d09280dfd224f9a.jpeg)
3. I don't know why the Cat in the Hat is telling her this...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/aca219ff0d8e792b237f81742d9ee3ee.jpeg)
4. I guess technically true...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a1eda0b404b108f2ae3dd689b6728195.jpeg)
5. I don't think that's how it works
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/145a550bc1cad5da8f9a2dbe472e1f2b.jpeg)
6. Don't use dolls
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/bdd943cbd2b85d792e68fd5ed5732c5e.jpeg)
7. Ah, nothing like a bite sized baby
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/5a31a3be413d8379abc620dff2a42277.jpeg)
8. Not sure what to be more disturbed about here, the strawberries or the sprinkles
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/207cc7ee979ceb72e0aa5aa70890eb38.jpeg)
9. If your baby is going to be green, you might want to get that looked at
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/0623319b0ecb2552c4ee73aeede425d6.jpeg)
10. No one thought about cutting into the cake, clearly
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/8d9d601c191dfaedeb6412622e4716e8.jpeg)
11. Please no!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/0ec723c2612f13458096e108f4f083bc.jpeg)
12. I sure hope it's twins
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f3311626d171d370798c60a2de71a074.jpeg)
13. No baby should be that color
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/2b2fc1825552359514b335bfa5b74039.jpeg)
14. Babies should not be put in the oven...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/8b12dee658bade18a8c58d04a5e112b2.jpeg)
15. Now we're bringing cupcakes into this?!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/daa54c82c8f7dcc587f8b0dfae83b8f6.jpeg)
16. For the future beauty queen
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/eade3b86afbbbb2cdaef8ae952e99dba.jpeg)
17. Oh, oh my
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/0a1480bb7560d523ed881769897cd4a0.jpeg)
18. NOPE!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/dc672384905dcf9680b2b2881c356b37.jpeg)
19. I'm not even sure what this is
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/61f43c43fffca4d9860360bb49d5c147.jpeg)
20. TOO MUCH DETAIL
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/95c172a5f5952e7658e258590c1b2d1b.jpeg)
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Do not show me this again