17 Trees That Don't Give a Sh*t About the Rules
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
They couldn't care less about what the damn textbooks say...they do what they want.
1. "YEAH. Death is my life source. Now bow at my roots."
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2. "I'm sorry, what was that you were saying about solids?"
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3. "Why? Because I felt like it. That's why."
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4. "Wait...what's winter?"
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5. "Your bench was delicious."
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6. "Power lines ain't shit bitch."
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7. "Don't talk. Just feed me more bricks, boy."
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8. "Yeah, go ahead and explain this to your biology students."
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9. "What was it that Darwin guy said? Survival of the hottest?"
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10. "Oh, I'm sorry, is this your house?"
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11. "No. You're not tripping balls. I'm just dripping swag."
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12. "You have no idea how much I enjoy you walking under me every day."
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13. "Go ahead. Climb me. I dare you."
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14. "Remember when you planted that seed? Yeah, wrong. It was a dragon egg, bitch."
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15. "Excuse me while I grow out of your face."
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16. "Don't ask questions. Just observe the spectacle that is me."
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17. "Hey, guess what. This is how stupid your face looks."
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Do not show me this again