18 Reasons Why Clubbing Probably Won’t Be Your Thing
by N/A, 9 years ago |
3 min read
If clubbing just isn't your thing...this is why.
1. Strangers will try to get all up on you:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/22f796ce8f9c4b289e93895b1ddcc7ad.gif)
2. It will cost you or the guy buying you drinks a lot of money:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/6cab1fd5c5e30d9b3fe40dbc0a22f335.gif)
3. There will be no food:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/fc1d6f0dc358f5c0fec8acef9eb51cd6.gif)
4. People start drinking and immediately think they can sing and dance:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/80d3247cd8ddca860f4710478efbd719.gif)
5. Waiting in line for the bathroom may very well be the end of you:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/9fa9918514df436f1fcc06948aa7c788.gif)
6. Everyone always says they're having fun and you'll be like...is this fun? Am I having fun?
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/4106b8b5bccf8ba996e1f144df6cd0cd.gif)
7. People will inevitably get way too close for comfort:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/bbc38a5d75e6a21184adc2afab8d0f45.gif)
8. It will make you never want to go out again:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/6c18364371d9c7145ac2e191229ac0b1.gif)
9. You will probably end up drinking more because you can't imagine going to this place sober:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3d80aadee9a4e4b2b9672de7ba873e8d.gif)
10. Public make out sessions are bound to happen:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c67239fd362c1c74eb3d99e01cf75c46.gif)
11. It will make you hate people in general:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/26fa1fe9d056b1ba572ba79b9f3674df.gif)
12. Going to the bathroom at a club is ALWAYS a special experience:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/1fd860bd50b4314e185b77dde8eaf0cc.gif)
13. Spilling your drink and ruining your favorite shirt WILL happen:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e65363b48569e8c4c84e812e1fa70e30.gif)
14. The noise is loud enough to make you want to scream:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/54f3de85423a0dd7df8c78a42f5ea4aa.gif)
15. Waiting in line to get inside the club and for drinks will also always disappoint:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/5e6b58d97ce94d771f9ef9d6367d4deb.gif)
16. Going out will make you realize how much you truly enjoy staying in and getting your beauty sleep:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/29cd9a854210dbee0a4ceead955ce5f9.gif)
17. Standing all night will make you appreciate your house and the floor so much more:
![animation_image](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a7e5ac6111d7bb11e193b4e9e57dac5c.gif)
18. When someone asks you how your night is going...this will be your response:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f346875d4b1681a6d716534ba7492214.jpeg)
✕
Do not show me this again