These 14 Stand-Up Jokes Will Never Go Away Because They're Just TOO Funny
by N/A, 9 years ago |
1 min read
Just some comedy gold right here. Enjoy.Â
1. George Carlin
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He speaks the truth.Â
2. Bob Newhart
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The country music diss.Â
3. Jim Jefferies
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Girls and their fights...
4. Brian Posehn
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RUDE.Â
5. Greg Giraldo
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This guy is right. Who are we to judge.Â
6. Hannibal Buress
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CLASSIC. But seriously. When someone asks you why you would want to work at Starbucks, how could you answer any other way?Â
7. Louis C. K.
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"It's over when I hate myself." We get ya, Louis C. K.
8. Lavell Crawford
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LOLOLOL. Fact.Â
9. Steven Wright
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This sad truth.Â
10. Dave Chappelle
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OHHHH, Dave. Everyone loves you.Â
11. Joan Rivers
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Just a classic mom thing to do.Â
12. Mitch Hedberg
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DUDE. That's not wine.Â
13. Chris Rock
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Chris Rock, everybody.Â
14. Jim Gaffigan
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Same.Â
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Do not show me this again