16 Drunk People Who Should Consider Getting New Friends
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
Two rules of thumb when drinking: 1. Know your limits.  2. Don't fall asleep first. If you do, do it somewhere hidden, or they will come for you.
1. Class 1 Felony: Premature Drunkocide
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2. This is so good they should've tried hanging him on the wall.
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3. Look ma! No hands!!!
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4. In their defense, he did say he "wished he was a transformer" numerous times.
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5. Is that Ricky from Trailer Park Boys??
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6. Points for creativity on the nipple and belly button usage.
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7. Really hoping his pants were already down...disturbingly though, that's probably pretty unlikely.
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8. Drunk Jenga.
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9. To make his hangover even worse...
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10. Suffice it to say, his interview later that day didn't go well.
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11. Merry Christmas drunk-ass.
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12. He was cold, so like any good friend, they helped him out.
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13. Despite it being obscene, the shading and everything is terrific.
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14. Somehow, he manages to stay classy even when he's blackout drunk.
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15. This is pretty much just a Snuggie for drunk people.
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16. Don't worry. In a few weeks, he'll have a pair of beautiful wings.
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Do not show me this again