11 Text Messages That You Could Write When You Are Stuck In A Horrible Party
by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read
The texts for those parties when you're "in the corner petting the cat".Â
1. The classic, "my cat is sick" excuse so you had to leave the party early.
2. The text that says you'd rather look at the apartment than talk to anyone there.
3. The classic "I'm leaving so get the food ready" text.
4. The, I'm a party, but I'd rather do anything other than socialize, text.
5. The panic text.
6. When you would literally rather be doing anything else in the world than be at a party so you text your mom.
7. The honest truth.
8. The animal person.
9. When you're at a party and you know a grand total of no one.
10. The straight-up save me text.
11. The classic, "I'm in the corner petting the cat" kind of night.
Do not show me this again