Need Help Figuring Out How To Be An Adult? The Sarcasm Is Strong In These 16 Mom Texts
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
Moving away from home means only one thing: you still have to talk to your mom, but now it's mostly through text. Here's the definitive proof of these exchanges.
1. Discussing anything that involves tears…
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Because, she won't judge your ugly FaceTime cry-face.
2. Discussing your past mistakes…
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That she seems to think will repeat themselves.
3. Discussing how she doesn't care to discuss things on your behalf…
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She was no help at all here!
4. Discussing the need for free entertainment…
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Well, free for you at least.
5. Discussing how you miss having her around, because she knew how to cook…
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And you clearly do not.
6. Discussing your lack of funds or tact…
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Which is just sad at this point.
7. Discussing your medical issues with her instead of licensed professional…
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Mommy knows best.
8. Discussing things you didn't expect she'd do to your room…
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Then, she zings you too.
9. Discussing the surprising fact you're still alive…
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Plus, a mom zing.
10. Discussing the obvious…
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And her lack of millennial vernacular.Â
11. Discussing a change in hair salons…
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Which you don't foresee happening.Â
12. Discussing her future, which includes your future…
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Gotta take care of old, wrinkly mommy.
13. Discussing legal advice…
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That you should be able to decipher on your own.
14. Discussing your misfortunes…
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That she has a simple solution for.
15. Discussing your issues that she can't fix…
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Thanks, mom!
16. Discussing career bureaucracy bullcrap…
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That as an adult you should know by now, or just ask someone in the office.
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Do not show me this again