The Butt Lamp Is The Latest Innovation In "We Don't Need That, But It's So Funny"
by N/A, 8 years ago | 3 min read
Finally, your repressed sexual impulses have a socially acceptable outlet.
"Slap It," the lamp that resembles a human butt, is here, and people everywhere are cracking their knuckles in preparation.
According to the site, you can "Slap it, pinch it or gently squeeze this tantalizing tactile bottom to turn it on, diffusing a warm glow to light up your room."
You read that right. Grab it, pinch it, slap it - hell, you can probably punch it if you wanted to.
We know. Incredible.
To make it even more awesome, you can even customize yours by choosing one of 10 vibrant butt colors.
"Slap It" does issue one important disclaimer on their website though:
Okay, so that eliminates about 12 of the 973 possible ways for people to misuse it. Good to know.
So what are you waiting for?? Get slappin' people!
Grab your very own buttÂ here!
Do not show me this again