If You Say These 12 Things To A Lady When She Swears, She'll Probably Swear At You Again
by N/A, 9 years ago |
1 min read
Oh yeah, it's not ladylike? STFU.
1. "Swearing isn't very ladylike."
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And you think I care, why?
2. "Do you really have to swear all the time?"
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3. "Whoa, didn't expect to hear that come out of you!"
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Why because I'm a precious little flower who is not allowed to express my frustrations?
4. "Swearing is a horrible habit."
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Thanks for letting me know! I really appreciate your honest opinion that I actually don't give two shits about.
5. "Watch your language!"
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6. "Swearing makes you unattractive."
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7. "Seriously, you'll never find a husband with a potty mouth like yours."
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8. "It just makes you sound unintelligent."
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9. "You clearly just don't have the vocabulary to express yourself."
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Actually, swearing enhances my ability to express myself.
10. "You sound ignorant when you swear."
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K, how 'bout some finger action instead?
11. "Can you say 'fudge' instead?"
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12. "That's a nickel for the swear jar!"
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LOL... wtf.
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Do not show me this again