If You Say These 12 Things To A Lady When She Swears, She'll Probably Swear At You Again
by N/A, 8 years ago | 1 min read
Oh yeah, it's not ladylike? STFU.
1. "Swearing isn't very ladylike."
And you think I care, why?
2. "Do you really have to swear all the time?"
3. "Whoa, didn't expect to hear that come out of you!"
Why because I'm a precious little flower who is not allowed to express my frustrations?
4. "Swearing is a horrible habit."
Thanks for letting me know! I really appreciate your honest opinion that I actually don't give two shits about.
5. "Watch your language!"
6. "Swearing makes you unattractive."
7. "Seriously, you'll never find a husband with a potty mouth like yours."
8. "It just makes you sound unintelligent."
9. "You clearly just don't have the vocabulary to express yourself."
Actually, swearing enhances my ability to express myself.
10. "You sound ignorant when you swear."
K, how 'bout some finger action instead?
11. "Can you say 'fudge' instead?"
12. "That's a nickel for the swear jar!"
Do not show me this again