Someone Should Fire Whoever Designed These 14 Disgraceful Children's Toys
by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read
Don't blindly buy toys for your kids, or you could end up with these disgusting excuses for toys that will mess up a child's fragile mind real quick.
1. This Batman water-gun that makes children perform awful things:
What perv designed this?!
2. This Jurassic Park female genitalia 'fossil' shooting water:
Anybody else seeing this?!
3. This horrible web goo and hand placement on Spiderman:
Why are children playing with this, while he's playing with himself?!
4. This Elmo that is apparently shoving chloroform into a child's mouth so he'll shut up:
What kidnapper created this design?!
5. This toy that asks kids to 'blow' up Wolverine:
Some sicko knew what they were doing here, right?!
6. This racing game supporting Nazis:
Seriously?! How is this Nazi propaganda being sold?!Â
7. This Superman that is clearly being used for something else by pervs around the world:
When does Superman ever even make that face?! Why was this made?!
8. This bear that is apparently wearing a ball gag:
Who the hell approved this?!
9. This action figure that shoots stuff from his crotch:
Nobody thought this was inappropriate?!Â
10. This sippy cup that wants kids to get a little to up close and personal with a suave Buzz Lightyear:
Kids drink from this?!
11. This clearly unmarked dildo:
They want kids to play with this? KIDS?!
12. These swords that look exactly like a certain part of the male anatomy that kids should be playing with:
Pervs made this, right?!
13. This wildly inappropriate sentence that daddy says to kids:
"Daddy Sprays Yogurt In The Box" for real?!
14. C'mon! Really?! McDonald's definitely saw the motion they were making with this:
Do not show me this again