Need An Adorable Way To Handle Bad Parking? This Passive Aggressive Turtle Has Your Back
by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read
We all hate asshole drivers. If you are one and you're nodding your head like, "yeah, screw them," then we hate you especially.
In any case, it's safe to assume that when some mega-douche takes up two parking spaces so his lame-ass Chrysler Crossfire doesn't get its doors dinged, most of us quite honestly wanna key their car - or do something destructive to it.
Of course, most of us think better and take the high road. For you, here's a more legal alternative to letting the air out of their tires.
It's pure, beautiful, patronizing passive aggression...
And it's the perfect response to narcissistic little asshats like this.
SWEET Saturn Sky, bro. Absolutely SICK car.
You can post it to their windshield, or if they're driving a convertible, just pop it in their seat.
Apparently it also has karma powers. This rally car flipped and failed to finish the race after someone put the note on its windshield.
The driver was fine, don't worry.
If you can think of better legal response to douchey drivers, please, by all means share. Otherwise, here's a printable version of the note for you to keep on hand. You're welcome.
Do not show me this again