Adorable Synchronized Milk-Drinking Puppies Or Aliens? You'll Wonder After Watching Them
by N/A, 9 years ago |
1 min read
Okay, seriously...what's in this milk?
YouTuber Robert Gann recently posted a video of his six Scottie pups sharing a bowl of milk, and in adorably weird fashion, they for some reason form a rotating pinwheel while drinking it:
Dogs, and animals in general, have been known to do random and bizarre things, but this is truly inexplicable. How and why do they all collectively rotate in perfect synchrony??
There's only one plausible explanation...these dogs are alien conduits and drinking milk is their only means of communicating with remote ships from earth - like turning on a satellite. That has to be it.
"Yayyyyyy!!! MILLLLLLK!!!"
*INITIATING ROTATING TRANSPONDER SEQUENCE*
"It's been approximately 6 months since we first landed. They show no signs of suspecting us. They continue to talk to us in the same manner they talk to newborns, conceiving nicknames seemingly unrelated to our given names. They are overbearing, they are codependent, they are strange. Send help."
"More milk please, earthling."
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Do not show me this again