Nothing Says You Were Productive At Work Like A Nice Long Text Message Story
Storytelling has long been a pastime of Native Americans, children at bed time, campers around the fire, and now friends who are bored out of their minds at work.
Don't worry, the poor bullied penguin's life improves!
Here, Adam thought the story was over a la "this story was an emotional rollercoaster." Au contraire, read on, Adam.
It really is always Chad. When was the last time you met a Chad who was a true gentleman? The answer is never.
Adam realizes this is the best story of our generation. He's ready to get in on the storytelling action.
Unfortunately at this point in the story we have missed some details like the theme of an ocean creature prom and also a mysterious truce.
Good to know there are fresh, all-natural snacks at ocean creature prom.
We're all on the edges of our seats, Adam!!
"But it [MURDER] was no big deal." These sea creatures are bad ass.