If You're Having a Bad Day, Just Be Grateful None of These 22 Things Happened to You
by N/A, 8 years ago | 2 min read
The amazingly annoying but only mildly inconveniencing struggle is real.
1. When the vending machine is greedy
If at first you don't succeed, STOP TRYING.
2. When you get stuck with the butt
3. When you make a mess for the perfect Insta
4. When the corkscrew wimps out
5. When you're missing the last piece
App developers everywhere are cackling at their cruelty.
6. When you can't slurp any more slurpee
7. When your house doesn't want you to leave
8. When this happens EVERY TIME
I have a bone to pick with the Reese's folks.
9. When you're left with dripping hands
10. When that "extra cheese" was a big waste
11. When your eraser fails at it's one job
12. When you capture the exact moment your nightmare came true
13. When your bananas play this cruel joke
14. When your throwback lunch renders itself useless
15. When your wrists are perpetually wet
16. When your new pens pull one over on you
17. When you get a bit more than you bargained for
18. When your spoon is working against you enjoying your delicious treat
19. When Netflix has no idea what you want to watch
20. When something keeps this perfect pair apart
21. When you can't function without coffee
And can't make coffee without functioning. It's a vicious circle we all face.
22. And of course, when your boxes straight up defy their functional design.
Do not show me this again