7 Reasons Passive Aggressive People Are Pretty Much The Nicest People Out There
They're some of the greatest people out there. And I mean that sincerely. And by "sincerely," I mean sarcastically.
To your face.
They're way too discreet about it.
They'll just spitefully bring up one of your more embarrassing moments from college - that you told them in confidence after being asked "what one of your most embarrassing moments of college was," - in front of everyone.
They prefer guerrilla-warfare-like condescension.
On the surface. Deep down they passionately dislike about 98% of your coworkers, including you - especially you, ever since you used the last k-cup that one time, like, four months ago. The only one they sort of don't mind is Ted, who's also passive aggressive as hell.
Actually, wait. No, never mind, they definitely don't. Do not rest assured. Keep your bullshit radar on at all times.
Until you inadvertently do something that pisses them off, in which case they'll go on resenting you for it for a prolonged period of time without saying anything whatsoever about it, until you clairvoyantly figure out what they're upset about, which is likely never because you're not a goddamn psychic.
Gosh, it's no wonder we're all such huge fans of passive aggressive people - there's so much to like!