18 Of The Greatest Gifts You Could Get For Your Butt-Obsessed Friend
by N/A, 9 years ago |
1 min read
Christmas touches us all in similar ways. But you - you touch butts like no one else.
1. This curvy butt mug:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/747015954aaac50064c6845203b5bd38.jpeg)
Get it here.
2. These adorable animal butt fridge magnets:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/2d4f300726b1d8f2dc4c17294be9fe17.jpeg)
Get them here.
3. This Tina Belcher "Butts" t-shirt:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3e93e5744c4b8b2040ef0c00bebc29aa.jpeg)
Get it here.
4. These Buddha-like-butt pencil holders:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/d49b05d759eb8d494b6f27b6d64c2796.jpeg)
Get them here.
5. This awesome ashtray:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/527359b47b72eaae2eba47c49b6944a2.jpeg)
Get it here.
6. This faux-butt towel:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/16e13aa3b90837dfb7a8dea69a6cb1f5.jpeg)
Get it here.
7. These animal butt coat hangers:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/5356e02e92349207c1f4aa6284bb3cbd.jpeg)
Get them here.
8. This slappable butt lamp:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/cdc43a79663336b1a4b1f05714e0ed4d.jpeg)
Slap it, squeeze it, spank it, smack it - whatever turns you on, turns it on. Get it here.
9. This "Finding Nemo" phone case:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3a78b22db16387c437e90a9ab3d5598f.jpeg)
Get it here.
10. This blanket full of heart-butts:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ff921ed53db07555290969e749b90646.jpeg)
Because butt is where the heart is. Get it here.
11. These exfoliating butt soaps:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/4d1d803eaa7652293c5e652bac1118b6.jpeg)
Get them here.
12. These rare Pokemon butt pillows
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/7e4c48365d3879f0321c71f31480b14e.jpeg)
Gotta touch 'em all. Get them here.
13. This motivational butt print:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ef37e30ae82b3f6f763541f2e879718a.jpeg)
Be inspired. Make every day a good butt day. Get it here.
14. This bizarre neck pillow:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3e3cc3744c2b33f4d8775f599d5282dc.jpeg)
Keep everyone around you on the plane from sleeping while you rest soundly, dreaming butt dreams. Get it here.
15. This delicious butt candy mold:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/1cd416ebc20b36e533184cc1657c3b22.jpeg)
Butts never tasted so good. Get one here.
16. This pastel butt pillow:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/34d89e76f261222eccb2f19989b3ba4d.jpeg)
Get it here.
17. This stellar "butts" beanie:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e3db47acf52e168cf7f400ef76d3acbf.jpeg)
Live that butt life. Get yours here.
18. And of course, this "Baby Got Back" flask:
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/cc4fc15a71d11ff03eaec6131688dee8.jpeg)
"Look at her butt..." Get it here.
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Do not show me this again