35 New Words You Never Knew You Needed But Now Won't Be Able to Live Without
by N/A, 8 years ago |
4 min read
"Ugh, Lindsey's SUCH an askhole."
Genius Twitter account @words is a goldmine of all the feelings you've wanted defined but never knew how. From hard-to-explain feelings to millennial struggles, Dan Dalton just gave you a whole slew of new vocabulary. Enjoy, logophiles (word lovers)!
1. "Yeah, I've been masturdating lately, it's been great for me."
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2. "I'm meeting my Tinder date for coffee this afternoon and I've been having a serious jouska all morning."
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3. "Oh man, I'm having major déjabrew, did I really hold your cat up while singing the Circle of Life?"
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4. "We all had dinner together but our conversation was mostly anecdoche."
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5. "I had exulansis when I was sharing my Peace Corps experience."
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6. "The holidays are all about the shemomedjamo."
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/81aa221e04d1f2f37b4ab5be8a096efb.jpeg)
7. "Carol is SUCH a tidsoptimist."
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ea150a67664474a443dff8e2243ba85f.jpeg)
8. "I'm a cynophile and I'm not afraid to admit it."
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9. "My deal breaker? Ailurophiles."
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10. "I got back from studying abroad and now I'm stuck with intense fernweh."
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11. "My bedgasm on Thursday was SO HEAVENLY."
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12. "PLEASE come with me to see Lindsey, she's such an askhole and I don't want to be alone."
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13. "Sorry I'm late, I ran into my old neighbor and got stuck in a nonversation for 15 minutes."
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14. "Oh that douche? His backpfeifengesicht it asking for it."
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Good luck pronouncing this one, folks.
15. "I saw a Bernese Mountain dog puppy and the gigil took over me."
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16. "I knew he would try to sell me blinds or something, so I went for the hard irusu."
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17. "Just send her a message about it, she's a total textrovert anyway."
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18. "I'm still looking for my ikigai."
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19. "The textpectation is actually killing me."
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/53d9db26f5b098e9d8eb6a6246e8894a.jpeg)
20. "She is such a pogonophile, I mean, have you seen the last 3 guys she dated!?"
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21. "Drinks? I don't think so, my bra is off and I've perfected my internest."
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22. "The date was a dud, he kept telling these terrible jayuses."
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23. "Even the voorpret of your birthday weekend is too much for me."
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24. "Sarah is such a pistoriophile I got her new baking tins for Christmas. She loved them."
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25. "My chairdrobe is getting out of control."
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26. "#mondaze"
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27. "Want to get drinks? My boregasm is killing me."
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28. "Writing has become my only way to meraki."
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29. "I'm not buying you any more books until you've tackled that tsundoku."
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30. "I went home and saw my brother for maybe an hour, he's become such a hikikomori."
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31. "Wait don't take the picture yet, I feel a juggersnot coming on."
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32. "I'm doing okay since the break up, I spent a good amount of time antistalking, though."
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33. "Screwvenir or it didn't happen."
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34. "How's that flirtationship with your coworker going?"
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35. "We had the greatest sobremesa after brunch last weekend."
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Do not show me this again