When This Man Asked His Wife To Draw Her Thoughts, He Didn't Expect This
by N/A, 7 years ago | 1 min read
"My boobs won't stay in my bra (they betray me)."
Reddit user bpwwhirl recently asked his wife to write out everything that was on her mind and it was a lot more than he anticipated.
"DRESS CUTE! LOOK PRETTY! (Feel feminist guilt)"
So next time he asks what's on her mind and she says, "nothing," he'll know that's an absolute lie.
"Where is that ONE thing I can't find from two years ago?" asked everyone ever, at multiples points in their lives.
The mayhem of tasks and concerns so chaotic and disorganized, it's enough to stress a person out just by looking at it.
*Moms collectively nod heads in impassioned agreement*
But one redditor saw the diagram as a golden opportunity for the OP, who we're assuming/hoping is "Stephen."
“Take this window into her mind and use it to make her happy. But do it as secretly as possible,” redditor d1sappointed urged. “She handed you a cheat sheet and I hope you use it.”
And given the recurring...'romantic' theme, something tells us Stephen's probably already taken their advice.
Not like he actually needed it...
Do not show me this again