21 Thoughts Every Awkward Girl Has Before Going On A Tinder Date
Wait, I'm totally being catfished.
OK, I really have nothing to lose by agreeing to meet a stranger I've talked to mostly about micro pigs.
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I mean, if Suzy and Jill found their boyfriends on Tinder, what's to stop me - just a fun, normal gal! - from meeting mine on there?!
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LOL oh yeah, 'cause *normal gals* probably don't cry every time they see a kitten, or have intense fears about falling flat on their face every 60 seconds.
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He could turn out to be a total creep, or even a murderer/psychopath.
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Better stalk his Facebook again, to triple check that he's normal...
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...aaaaand, wait, what was I looking for? God, the babes on my newsfeed are SO distracting. Ahhh, there he is! Now THAT'S why I swiped right.
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Shit, what if he looks nothing like he does in his photos and I'M BEING CATFISHED. Omg, I'm being catfished...
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What if he falls in love with me? I better grab my passport so I can move out of the country ASAP.
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He could become my stalker, because romance movies have ruined modern dating.
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Hold up... what if I become obsessed with him and do something weird to ruin it?
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I could say something to offend him, order the wrong food which reminds him of a dark time in his childhood, what if he doesn't like me?
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I guess I should find something to wear...
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But I don't want to put too much effort into how I look, 'cause I don't want him to think he's getting sex on the first date.
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But, I should *probably* be prepared with some sexy lingerie just in case.
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OK, it's been too long, we'll probably have some awkward sex and then never speak again. What else is Tinder good for?
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Fuck, I need to shave.
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*Gives up halfway thru*
What's the point?
I mean, I probably won't like him, but at least next time Aunt Sally bugs me about meeting people I can say that I tried
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Why did I say yes to meeting this attractive stranger again?
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He's late so he's probably not real.
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That's totally him who just walked to the wrong table. Trying not to judge his pants, trying not judge his pants... but seriously he couldn't have ironed them?
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At least alcohol will always love me.
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