This Woman's Poop Nightmare Is The Ultimate Cautionary Dating Tale
by N/A, 8 years ago |
1 min read
This Twitter story is like a modern-day Aesop's Fable. The moral? Do NOT drink coffee before a date.
We've all been there. That moment when you're in public, at a friend's house, a party, etc. and you just really have to go number 2 - so you do the practical thing and go. NBD, right?
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Well, Twitter user "misunderstood worm" pretty much just lived out our worst poop nightmare.
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First of all, who even gets asked out IRL anymore?
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You go, girl.
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Well, shit.
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OHMYGOD
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OHMYGODOHMYGOD
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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
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Dying.
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The more you know.
Thanks for living our poop nightmare so we don't have to!
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Do not show me this again