Sarah Palin Will Preside Over A Reality TV Courtroom, Because Of Course
Judge Sarah Palin? You betcha!
Sarah Palin ain't pussyfootin' around politics anymore. Instead, the former Alaska governor is in talks with a Montana-based production company, Warm Springs, to do a reality courtroom show for which she will preside as judge.
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According to PEOPLE, Palin has been in discussions with the team behind "Judge Judy" and "Judge Joe Brown." The currently-untitled show is slotted to air in 2017.
While TV Judges Judy and Joe Brown both actually hold JD degrees, Palin does not.
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Which means she's about as qualified to preside over legal cases as Tina Fey (who *may* be pictured below, but I had a legitimately difficult time telling the difference).
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But Warm Springs probably already considered this, and has lined up Tina to stand in for Sarah when she's too busy putting lipstick on a pig, or whatever it is she does all day.
The production company believes that despite Sarah's gross lack of qualifications, her "telegenic personality, wide appeal and common sense wisdom make her a natural for this kind of format and she was Warm Springs' top pick for this project."
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Yes: common sense, the essential basis for all legally-binding decisions.
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If her verdicts are anything like her Trump endorsement, I'm looking forward to her issuing declarations like, "Well, these fine farm families need habeas corpus justice, ipso facto, you betcha!"
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Personally, I'm just hoping that drinking exclusively out of a Big Gulp cup is written into the contract.
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