This Ball-Pit Bar Lets You Get Wasted And Relive Your Childhood All At Once
Because if you expect me to function as an adult, you better let me drink my adult beverage in a giant ball pit meant for children.
In case you didn't already have a constant case of FOMO, a pop-up, ball pit BAR just opened in California.
It's all of the fun of Chuck E. Cheese without the overwhelming fear that you'll contract pinkeye.
But how did they do it? Who would invest in a bar filled with 40,000 plastic balls?
Me, I would invest my whole $2 in that. Forward Motion had a little more money, so they rented out The Romper Room, a San Francisco nightclub.
Forward Motion is a non-profit whose mission is to make the world more awesome. And they've done tons of cool shit, like this 100-foot Slip N' Slide, just for funz.
They also hosted a giant game of "Messy Twister," which uses huge plastic sheets and globs of paint or shaving cream, and ends in a giant water balloon fight.
Other adventurous Forward Motion events include group hiking, sky diving and hang gliding trips.
So...are they hiring?
Are you sad you can't roll around in a ball pit with a mojito in hand right this very minute?
Don't fret, because Forward Motion JUST ANNOUNCED they're bringing the ball pit bar to other cities. Jesus took the wheel on this one, everyone.
To see if Forward Motion is bringing the Ball Pit Bar to your city, follow their Facebook page for updates.