What To Do With Your Bernie Sanders Tattoo Now That He Lost
Because you may not be feelin the Bern 50 years from now.
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
It was February 2016: Sanders was going strong in the polls and you were feelin' the Bern something fierce. So you drove up to Vermont where they were handing out free Bernie tattoos to supporters. You were sure he'd go all the way, that the revolution was nigh. This permanent mark on your body would represent your permanent love for this soon-to-be president.
Aah, to be young and in love! But much like the relationship you celebrated with "Marissa 4Ever" inked above your heart, not everything works out the way you'd like. You can hold onto that tattoo until the election, but once we've officially entered a new administration, you might wanna consider one of these handy coverups.
1. Larry David
2. Ira Glass
Chances are, if you love Bernie Sanders you also love public radio.
3. Woody Allen
On second thought, you might regret this one too.
4. A Sun Wearing Sunglasses
Show everyone you're a real kewl dood with this sweet sun tat.
5. Babe-raham Lincoln
Flip it upside down and Bernie's hair become Abe's beard. And he looks pretty cute in glasses.
6. Sike Lee
Stick a Yankee's cap on him and voilà! It's the director of "Do the Right Thing"!
7. An Egghead
Show off your intellectualism with this must-explain tattoo. Add pastel patterns for an Easter flair.
8. (Balding) Chuckie Finster
Because you'll love the Rugrats until they look like Bernie Sanders.
9. Guy Fieri
This one is self-explanatory.
10. Stephen King's "It"
For all you horror fans out there.
11. Couple'a Coconuts Watching A Sunset
This one's a thinker.
And for the woman who got the hyper-realistic Bernie tattoo...
...looks like her only choice is Hillary.