This Guy's Twitter Rant About Being Broke Deserves A Pulitzer
BRB, going to pay for my groceries in pennies.
I believe everyone should be poor at least once in their life. As a broke person, you learn important lessons about vanity, budgeting and rationing. You also learn how to make entire meals out of Kraft Singles—a truly invaluable skill. Sure, living paycheck to paycheck is scary. But the best thing you can do for the broke-man blues is to keep your head up and keep your purse full of free condiments from Taco Bell.
Twitter user @WeNotSocks went on a dazzling Twitter rant, reminding us all we're not alone in our penniless existence. His tirade is so brutally relatable, it's making us feel much better about tearing pages from Merriam-Webster all week to use as toilet paper.
It's a hard knock life, but we'll survive. Probably.