34 People Who Shop At Wal-Mart And Need To Get Their S*** Together
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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Just in case you needed more of a reason to hate shopping at Wal-Mart, let's take a look at some of the company's finest patrons. Get it together, people. Get. It. TOGETHER.
1. Does this look like a hospital? Does this feel like where you're supposed to be?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/2783ed99e76d7653bc8095094fc82760.jpeg)
2. Mark Zuckerberg loosen up the purse strings dude, your ride is super basic.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/d95a3db3450881afdc210e4aa05573b9.jpeg)
3. Wearing his heart on his sleeve, this one.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/81f03d8342f0da07dd19f1cca9458091.jpeg)
4. This photo makes me feel sad and dirty and, for some reason, so angry.
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5. Again, where do you think you are? Does this feel like you're dressed correctly for your surroundings?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/6ccaf47fc1703437a45e6142cb5c83f5.jpeg)
6. Yes, those are maxi-pads. No, I don't have the explanation that this image dictates.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f5bb917b1be22465c3f0a6dc17ec103a.jpeg)
7. Keeping our neighborhoods safe, one bank loan at a time.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/2d7a63804583860c5a3db955301c5262.jpeg)
8. It's a tough offer to refuse.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/2fb0adc6b0032211972e31b7a1d95b52.jpeg)
9. Is this endearing or just gross and weird?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c8a48ba49b971331abbb5b7bfd79ef3e.jpeg)
It's a toss-up.
10. Sometimes you get the munchies between addressing Gettysburg and rebuilding the Union.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/074eba623d0ec858bbacff5342f5a736.jpeg)
11. SOMEONE CALL CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ef5f93dd4b9f08b8637f47a55c12565f.jpeg)
12. And while you have them on the line for that lady and her plastic bag, tell them about this abomination, as well.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ca93f62f82a7ce77dbdc80c7b490c9f9.jpeg)
13. This feels like a good allocation of resources.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/590d10c8e7dd51f336bb91df2db3b91e.jpeg)
14. The Commander-in-chief in all of his glory.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/1f39394fb7f36192808879819ce5f370.jpeg)
15. Sometimes your own living room gets boring and you just want to spend a day out of the house.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/be0f59ee6dff5af5d8ca459d53986337.jpeg)
16. Shopping buddy!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/4319ee5ff64bdc0d2aee5bd11514b226.jpeg)
17. This dude is killing it. This is how you Wal-Mart.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c77bc869a35195debac979a8ae398d37.jpeg)
18. This is the literal worst.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3f36301e80640612064415f3ccb898a2.jpeg)
19. Mmmm yes. Feels like the right move here.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/4457588caa0014dfce29056b89d6497e.jpeg)
20. Because there are no bathrooms in Wal-Mart?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/5b27215087a8936b7a6709d57c161b9b.jpeg)
Oh wait.
21. Just a big bummer.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/1c186c5d92e2499de65d477413788555.jpeg)
22. Calling a spade a spade, you have to respect it.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/4028fae5021c0c20c2c836643278966d.jpeg)
23. This is...a look.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a7fc411c05c91c7a237606ebdd3d90bf.jpeg)
24. NOOOOOOO
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/5e6da8387557eadefe17afd0828a0cb0.jpeg)
25. I just hope so much that a child was not strapped in and driven home later this day...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/360541867c377388515114c37621922c.jpeg)
26. Self-awareness seems to be a thing the people of Wal-mart generally seem to struggle with.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3e8b969b3305090a7b7df84dc33ed690.jpeg)
27. I don't think you bought enough bologna, bro.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/7db882acb2598e4e0b8c6a72a4697d14.jpeg)
28. They woke up in a new Bugatti!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/2b43aca0b15a650b64ecc84754776f0c.jpeg)
Nope, no they didn't. They woke up in this outrageous nonsense.
29. I bet this kid is going to have such a positive future that isn't in any way affected by the way he was treated as a child.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/bc66f3daf3e46c08fdd95cc299ff0b43.jpeg)
30. This should count as treason and people should be put on trial for it.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/4a65829869f318b998bd9887198141aa.jpeg)
31. This is such a big sell for this neighborhood!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/c51d3b38e8fce7406df927a8265ccede.jpeg)
32. Damn girl, you are killing that spread of overly processed cheese with a passion.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/8aad214094a1d092921939b37aed791e.jpeg)
33. Why would this EVER happen?
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/616a21d8883054efb3aa173e45593bd0.jpeg)
34. Look at your life. Look at your choices.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e03ef0f8844b22d242ad73f79e94ea9a.jpeg)
You took a wrong turn somewhere.
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Do not show me this again