If you said these 21 Sentences in 1994, You Would Have Been Sent To The Crazy House.
by N/A, 10 years ago |
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A Reddit user recently asked this question: "What is a completely rational sentence you could speak today, that if you said 20 years ago, people would think you were insane?"
Here are the 21 funniest responses.
Aw man, I accidentally liked her photo.
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(Galaxy Awesome)
I have 2000 followers!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e564ad163229507f101a3bfb8e422cfd.jpeg)
(bkvm96)
Yelp says to try the gluten-free bison burger with kale and quinoa.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/73f2ba6704d777b155ad8228dee8a97a.jpeg)
(whosthedoginthisscen)
I uploaded all my family pics to a cloud so I won't have to worry about data loss.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/803e976b7981c60b3f14829467530bcb.jpeg)
(streamstroller)
This Headline.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ed5f437256a3c8872a250cf7872b1573.png)
(Geminii27)
Hold on, I'll just take a picture with my phone real quick!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/8df6983883e9a0f821172a3a6a9ebc1f.jpeg)
(Karzul)
I'm just going to re-charge my cigarette.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ca84e694300cdaa90199568a2dfca8f7.jpeg)
(Alajoss)
I'm gonna Google it.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/ee02761b512513d6d312d217a24fc2b7.jpeg)
(TacoWolf)
That gas station is cheaper at $3.79!
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/a882f06a0114d91efbf30cb45928c74c.jpeg)
(tSappster)
My internet is down so I can't watch TV.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/e7c1a553580e5c3504d8a03a1fbac0c4.jpeg)
(enrodude)
I have angry birds on my phone.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f9452a817a7ad9a273395375201fe636.jpeg)
(foolishspecialist)
I store my contacts in the cloud.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/66b6dab62ec0f7c95a4111931ab1eaeb.jpeg)
(AI0)
I got poked on Facebook yesterday.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/63263974fa0bbaa500536d271460e70a.jpeg)
(Tabazan)
The Queen of England photobombed a selfie.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/1cf3b70720033b96d7a7186198d07f56.jpeg)
(havoc_mayhem)
Quad venti white mocha, non fat, no whip.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/fd93197d49a2b19cce3553da8e173c5c.jpeg)
(whistlepete)
I'm not spending a $100 on a terabyte drive, that's a ripoff.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/04a9c8044e3bfcb8f86aabb85033d8d4.jpeg)
(Patches67)
I went to the store to buy some marihuana earlier.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/bd09204205ad88a8c8ae26fe5989aa87.jpeg)
I sold my iPhone for $800 because it still had flappy birds installed.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/f3e6c7f95a2d60ba79332ec7b949ac7b.jpeg)
(Wandering_matt)
I have in my pocket a device that contains all of the worlds information at a seconds notice
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/d049f6bfee5e5237af01590de62bab50.jpeg)
...and I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers. (Wandering_matt and Pharrun)
Vinyl is more popular than CDs
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/8aa63abe705aab22f9922c9b4127b25d.jpeg)
(IlookedandIsaw)
All those people from high school you never thought you would see again? Well you still won't talk to them but you will see pictures of their kids every day.
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sifts.spartzinc.com/images/3c77482e79f595af8d0ef08d374cb824.jpeg)
(sp0rk_walker)
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Do not show me this again