Death to #fitspiration

If I want to really ruin my own day, nothing gets the job done quicker than searching Instagram for hashtags like #woke, #fitspo and #wod.

Millions of ridiculously athletic humans six packs, toned buttcheeks and all encourage followers to “Be The Inspiration and “Eat Wise, Drop A Size.” That’s nice and all if you’re Kate Hudson, but if you’ve got the body type of a basset hound like me, that ‘woke wisdom’ is straight up insulting. That’s why we wrote 15 motivational fitness nuggets for all our fellow realists out there.