15 Ways To Really Own Your Quarter Life Crisis

Date a hot person you cantstand.

15 Ways To Really Own Your Quarter Life Crisis

Anna Walters

“Date a hot person you can’t stand.”

You’re somewhere between the ages of 22 and 30. You’ve finished college but you still don’t feel like you’ve become the established grown-up adult person you always hoped you’d be. The impending threat of death creeps closer every day.

Don’t off yourself just yet! Lean into that dread and really embrace your quarter life crisis with these handy tips for the mildly depressed twentysomething.

1. Take an improv class

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2. Go to grad school for something you’re only kind of into

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3. Shave your head

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4. Date a hot person you can’t stand

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5. Get back together with your high school sweetheart

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6. Get back together with your college sweetheart

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7. Read “Eat, Pray, Love” 7 times

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8. Get really into some niche topic and annoy all your friends with it

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9. Quit your job to “travel”

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10. Realize you don’t have enough money to “travel”

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11. Become a crust punk who busks in the street

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12. Move back in with your parents

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13. Move in with your sister who just had a baby

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14. Alienate everyone in your life so you can finally live alone

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15. Make some much younger friends

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16. Buy a COUCH!

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17. Become a yoga instructor

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18. Marry someone, anyone

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19. Listen to that one John Mayer song on repeat until death comes for you

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