17 Dove Chocolate Sayings To Fuel Your Next Existential Crisis

A life without chocolate is exactly the same as everything else.

17 Dove Chocolate Sayings To Fuel Your Next Existential Crisis

Anna Walters

“A life without chocolate is exactly the same as everything else.”

Somewhere along the line, Dove chocolate transformed from regular candy to tiny confectionery saviors reminding women not to kill themselves. “You have a great laugh!” “It’s definitely a bubble bath day.” These miniature self-help books are the only things keeping us going — especially on our periods — am I right, ladies?

But what if we didn’t want to giggle and bathe all day? What if we too felt the overwhelming weight of existential dread? Well gals, when you can’t stomach another sunshine-y aphorism, reach for one of these wrappers that contain something a little darker than dark chocolate.

And keep eating those sweets, because nothing really matters anyway.

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