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21 Freakouts We All Have When We Get Something In Our Eye
“I’M NOT CRYING, OKAY?!”
It’s a warm, breezy day. The birds are chirping, the flowers are in bloom and the air is…full of pollen and crap. It’s only a matter of time before some of that flying debris gets in your eyeball and you absolutely lose your shit. Before you go cycling through denial, anger, bargaining and the lot, just breathe. We’ve all been there. Don’t try to fight it — just surrender to the inevitable trauma of trying to remove a foreign object from your delicate peeper.