Drake Is Opening A ‘Classy’ Strip Club, So Get Your Dollar Bills Ready

Treat yourself, dont cheat yourself.

Drake Is Opening A ‘Classy’ Strip Club, So Get Your Dollar Bills Ready

Julianne Ishler

“Treat yourself, don’t cheat yourself.”

Drake has been a busy boy with his Summer Sixteen tour and being all lovey-dovey with Rihanna. But after his Houston tour stop, Drizzy hosted a pop-up event called “The Ballet,” described as a “new dance experience.” There, he revealed that come early 2017, The Ballet will be open for business—as a strip club.

OK, so “strip club” is maaaaaybe a bit of an overstatement. Maybe? The “One Dance” rapper claims The Ballet is “a different take on how it should be done in Houston.” He goes on to describe it as a place “where the women are on a pedestal and the surroundings are unforgettable.”

Here’s a video of Drizzy explaining it at the pop-up event on Sept. 5.

“It’s about these amazing women that we’ve got in one spot, this music that we’ve got, this Houston culture that we’ve got,” Drake says. “I just wanna let you know that I’m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.”

Well, Drake may not call The Ballet a strip club, but the dancers on silks and the raining dollar bills certainly give it that vibe.

Drake even gave the club its own tagline on Instagram: “Treat yourself, don’t cheat yourself.” Perfect.

Naturally, everyone on Twitter is having a party about this news.

So, we all agree that this is 100% a strip club, yes?