Make This Tiki Rum Punch And Turn Up Like A Grown-Up

Make This Tiki Rum Punch And Turn Up Like A Grown-Up

Hannah Poindexter

Because drinking responsibly really just means not spilling.

Gone are the days of making college Jungle Juice, a boozy concoction literally made with any liquids you could get your broke hands on. Well, even if you don’t want to admit it, you’re an adult now — so it’s about time you started drinking classy rum punch out of a cat tiki glass.

If those fruit skewers don’t say “classy transition to true adulthood,” I don’t know what does.

You can really use any combination of fruit juice you like, but here’s a suggestion for one surefire winner. It’s just one serving because drinking this punch on a Wednesday night isn’t just allowed, it’s also encouraged.

  • 1 oz white rum
  • 1 oz each of pineapple, orange and grapefruit juice
  • 1/2 oz grenadine
  • 1–2 oz club soda
  • Sliced fruit for skewers

So mix it all up (shake or stir as you prefer) and pour it over some ice in a tiki glass.

Don’t forget the fruit skewers because they’re arguably the best part — especially if you soak the fruit in the punch for an extra pop of booze.

Now, grab your tiki cat and drink up because hell, you deserve it.