Because drinking responsibly really just means not spilling.

Gone are the days of making college Jungle Juice, a boozy concoction literally made with any liquids you could get your broke hands on. Well, even if you don’t want to admit it, you’re an adult now?—?so it’s about time you started drinking classy rum punch out of a cat tiki glass.

If those fruit skewers don’t say “classy transition to true adulthood,” I don’t know what does.

You can really use any combination of fruit juice you like, but here’s a suggestion for one surefire winner. It’s just one serving because drinking this punch on a Wednesday night isn’t just allowed, it’s also encouraged.

  • 1 oz white rum
  • 1 oz each of pineapple, orange and grapefruit juice
  • 1/2 oz grenadine
  • 1–2 oz club soda
  • Sliced fruit for skewers

So mix it all up (shake or stir as you prefer) and pour it over some ice in a tiki glass.

Don’t forget the fruit skewers because they’re arguably the best part?—?especially if you soak the fruit in the punch for an extra pop of booze.

Now, grab your tiki cat and drink up because hell, you deserve it.