NO ONE saw this coming!

I know most of you were SHOCKED when news broke that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston reportedly split up. Apparently, three months of beach canoodling, declaring love for each other on T-shirts, and even meeting each other’s families was all for nothing! You probably spilled your coffee, stopped whatever you were doing, and texted your BFF the alarming news.

Or more realistically, you weren’t having the news at all—because let’s be honest, we all saw this coming. The craziest thing is that Taylor was “the one to put the brakes on the relationship,” according to US Weekly.

A source told the mag: “Apparently, Tom wanted the relationship to be more out in the open than she was comfortable with. Taylor knows the backlash that comes with public displays of affection, but Tom didn’t listen to her concerns when she brought them up.”

Well, that sucks—but I’m sure her knight in shining armor is out there somewhere. Of course, that’s not going to stop the internet from having one big party about the whole thing.

Here are some of the best reactions to the Hiddleswift breakup.

Most of us are still just waiting for her album to drop. ANYDAY NOW, TAY.

Now about that I ?? T.S. tank Tom wore to her beach house…

Some are suspicious about this so-called “source” who reported the breakup news.

Aaaand bring on the “Loki” jokes.

As for Calvin Harris? Well, we imagine he’s “loki” having a party.

But mostly, people are just over it—because we all saw this coming.

OK Taylor, but seriously—that album better come soon.