NO ONE saw this coming!
I know most of you were SHOCKED when news broke that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston reportedly split up. Apparently, three months of beach canoodling, declaring love for each other on T-shirts, and even meeting each other’s families was all for nothing! You probably spilled your coffee, stopped whatever you were doing, and texted your BFF the alarming news.
Or more realistically, you weren’t having the news at all—because let’s be honest, we all saw this coming. The craziest thing is that Taylor was “the one to put the brakes on the relationship,” according to US Weekly.
A source told the mag: “Apparently, Tom wanted the relationship to be more out in the open than she was comfortable with. Taylor knows the backlash that comes with public displays of affection, but Tom didn’t listen to her concerns when she brought them up.”
Well, that sucks—but I’m sure her knight in shining armor is out there somewhere. Of course, that’s not going to stop the internet from having one big party about the whole thing.
Here are some of the best reactions to the Hiddleswift breakup.
Most of us are still just waiting for her album to drop. ANYDAY NOW, TAY.
Taylor Swift getting ready to drop her new album now that her and Tom Hiddleston are over https://t.co/kQQrwtlUrg
on to the next target. still needs three songs to complete the next record #HiddleswiftIsOver
i tried to date Loki now my heart is broke-y he set it on fire - where's Smokey my favorite pokemom is Froakie ???????????????? https://t.co/r9WisN56qr
Now about that I ?? T.S. tank Tom wore to her beach house…
When you remember you wore that "I ? TS" tank top. https://t.co/xDuPM5pOWW
Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston broke up. Odd. Just saw this used & for sale on eBay #Hiddleswift #HiddleswiftIsOver
Some are suspicious about this so-called “source” who reported the breakup news.
oops they spelled "taylor swift's PR person" wrong
A source close to the couple, identified as Shmaylor Shmift https://t.co/570IidNZxj
Aaaand bring on the “Loki” jokes.
Can't believe #Hiddleswift is over. Also can't believe everyone knows about it. I figured they'd keep it...Loki https://t.co/WVTQBDlRfX
Loki's hair is longer than #Hiddleswift ever was
As for Calvin Harris? Well, we imagine he’s “loki” having a party.
Calvin Harris be like... RIP Hiddleswift https://t.co/43UTl6FhFQ
calvin sees the breakup drama of #Hiddleswift be like* "See, Loki?" https://t.co/IbuqERMVJG
Calvin Harris is probably just like #Hiddleswift https://t.co/6drwSUqluO
But mostly, people are just over it—because we all saw this coming.
Me reacting to #HiddleswiftIsOver
my official statement on the tom & taylor breakup:
Hiddleswift is over. Yeah, big surprise.....????
OK Taylor, but seriously—that album better come soon.